COFFEE AT CCD…

My last visit to Delhi brought too many memorable incidents, when few of us (my friends) spend an unforgettable evening at CCD. That day, rain god was emptying his long hoarded vessels of water.. also Daman and me were hit by a couple of feet of water on road while reaching Delhi..

But d main difference was because of my friend’s joining party.. he was asking us to have the party at pub, but a good resistance took over his will.. so we decided to drop the plan and just have a coffee after dinner hence we ended up reaching CCD..

My friend (d host) was angry when he came to know that GAURI had slapped him on orkut (with a speed around 300km/hr, too bad).. he was showing his anger by calling dogs by d same name (GAURI).. but Entrance was quite welcoming as there were many chicks around and we hoped for a good coffee.. as soon four of us settled down, soon came GAURI (now its d waiters turn), asking for order..

We ordered him a coffee and he said something we all cant understand (was in English but I m sure he cant speak same thing slowly).. all of us were watching each other faces.. then our host called out we want this (pointing a finger on menu’s list).. again he said same thing (sounds like Chocolate ice cream), again it went above our heads, we said ‘yes’ , thinking ice cream will be in chocolate flavor.. we were write but when our order was served we were shocked and looking at each other.. saying “what d f**k”.. he placed a single glass of coffee in front of four of us and he was watching, so we were.. what he meant by that “foursome”??? we continue to stare, finally I asked, “where were r other three coffees?” He said we asked for one (is he mad??).. finally he went to bring three more...

By then our host was is full flow.. he was explaining us how much his two girl friends are ‘THARKI’.. he made a graph corresponding time span (I will try upload its copy).. but he concluded that one which he considered more THARKI was actually much better.. we all feel ‘isko to kurkure or coffee chadh gai’. We were feeling pain in our cheeks, as we were laughing too hard.. ever where we were finding GAURI.. those three, three and half hour stay was ballistic..

While leaving our host wanna use washroom, but he was told by GAURI (waiter) “its not working”.. we couldn’t understand what d problem was, as its was our Host who needed to be working or washroom?? and we all laughed to d peak.. Surely GAURI was d real reason for this rocking night out…