UNLIMITED...

Yesterday was Gaurav’s birthday, I missed kicking his ass.. As I have to go for FAT (factory assistance test).. in simple word it was a visit to some other company.. What happen there, I can’t explain.. but d outcome was that I missed out a surprise party which we hosted for him..
Office was as good as it can always be.. Limited work (nearly no work), net to chat n a lovely smile to watch (will explain some time else).. Also I was hoping for a splendid party to follow.. We planned to visit GIP (Great India Place, a 1km long mall in Noida) feeling it will be d best place.. From office we were separated into two batches.. few of us on Auto n others via bike..
As d saying goes.. ‘Convenient it get, relaxed/soothe we become’.. if its not there add it to d list.. It took 2 hr or so for our bikers (most convenient way) to fill d gap.. by then we starving n those luring banner/photos were making it harder to control..
Looking these hungry face come a guy n start explaining a offer named ‘Unlimited’ to us.. As soon as he went we all joked there must b some hidden conditions.. we called him once more, re asked, he said “u all seemed to b educated.. its simple u can eat anything from that shop to that.. Unlimited time..”.. Comment seemed to challenge us.. but still that hidden cost factor seems a big block..
Then v took final decision that lets go for it.. Individual’s cost was just Rs 170 & we were determined to make it at least 250 each.. Sooner we settled, orders started popping out from every corner of table.. waiter seemed puzzle.. he brought two more (waiters) so that it would b easy.. finally they placed so called starter’s (they were even larger then Main course) on our table..
Now what!! Ten of us jumped onto food, like a ‘Cat on Rat’.. “pass that one, I wanna taste it”.. “this one is good, bhaiya ‘ye walli, Do aur le aana’..”.. every one making other aware don’t ask for any heavy dish.. “I m paying, u all order what ever u like n as much as u can..” call out Gaurav.. and laughed out.. we order even those we cant name.. every order seem to floated onto our table.. Cold drinks were flooding.. there was no stopping us.. many time it seems that we are gourmand.. but truth is we were…
Sumptuous were dishes.. We were eating, laughing n more eating.. Our tanks were loading.. but every one determined to last till end.. Sorry, I forgot to tell u.. this restaurant closes around 11.. but by 10.30 more than 30-35 different cuisine had been served to us.. Everyone was hunting in ‘carte du jour’ for any thing v missed.. but few cant find much..
I thought ‘Harold and Kumar’ might not be able to match us..
After final touches with French fries, we celebrate d Ceremony with Cake cutting.. we enjoyed a lot.. fun was at the peak.. we could not have thought of a better evening than this one.. each of us cost five times more then v actually paid..
I cant forget d look of manager’s face..
Thanks Gaurav for such a lovely party.. hope this scheme doesn’t end, even after such a heavy loss (thanks to us..)..
All I can say now it was “UNLIMITED”…

Final Destination...

Saturday evening, Last day at work (i have 6 day working), was planned to be of full of fun.. as i was visiting Delhi after a long time.. GK-1, C.P., RAJOURI, KAROL BAGH (also that Gaffar mkt) and NEHRU PLACE all were on card.. i planned to visit all these in a span of 4-5hr that i have.. thinking all cant b touched so i drop Nehru Place and GK-1, as they were not connected via metro... every thing was planned.. two of my friends were to accompany me.. but suddenly one backed out.. but still Amul and me were determined to go, knowing it will be fun as always..
I forgot to tell u reason for my visit.. i had to go to Kirti nagar form were i was to pick some doc. form my Naniji's relatives.. and then all above got attached to it (as it was hardly 5 min work at home).. and if u don’t know we love to hop from one place to another....
I have asked my friend to drop us at Indra prastha metro station... every thing was going right.. But then i called them (Naniji's relatives) n they said we are not home, will come tomorrow.. what's this.. i have planned all and they just dumped us...
Now what?? I will have to go to Delhi tomorrow.. also Munish (Gopi) was asking me to play football with them.. i thought this is how my Saturday evening will end… now every thing got shifted to tomorrow.. n will do as per plans... after playing we went to our Relaince office for some Refreshments.. and what we find…
4 Bomb blasts in Delhi.. then came news 5 bombs blasted in 40 min.. 2 each at C.P and M-block market, 1 in Gaffar.. soon 2 more bombs were found near Regal.. what’s this... how horrible.. how can they do that.. at least this should not happen in our capital.. these Terrorist wont stop.. they think v wont come out but they don’t know what this stupid common man capable of…
After News Gopi said "those were planted for u.. i saved u..". what ever might be case.. they didn’t succeed.. they want us fear, but next day again many were out to slap on their faces.. may be my final destination wasn’t this one.. they will have to wait.. n we wont give up...

do u fear CAT

times' running.. i really cant cope up wid it.. i just stop to think my calculation is correct n found i had lost 30 sec.. cant it run slow or is that, i m too slow.. i might miss a easy question, leave it go ahead.. but i had wasted a min n i m too close, hardly half a sec more.. might b this one easier then next waiting to come..then come a thought dont panic 'it always happens at time of exam'.. why shouldn't i dont worry, my career depends on this...
Cant anyone hold time for a while, i just need to b sure my solution is correct.. ohh.. what i m thinking, just do next v will see this one later... having no idea there will b no time for re-attempting.. i have been doing too many Maths/DI question.. now move to English... this one, my weakest and i need more time to clear cut off..
What this mean... "clairvoyance", n "prosaicness".. this question is wrong none of these option match, what d answer should be... "r u sure?? these papers r set up by most talented scholars.. " but yaar how can this be possible.. leave it.. try next one.. now whats this.. next passage is so big and this one more difficult.. chal 1-2 guess maar le.. 'vasse tune badi CAT(Common Aptitude Test) clear ker leni hai'..
Now only half hr to go.. move to DI, it will give u marks (so my percentile will shoot up).. just 18 of DI and 15 of maths.. these r too less… lets count English.. SIX (u will b off for a six too, with so less attempted, u wont b in positive) .. now I will have to guess for sure.. chal 4 question guess ker le.. it will make ten.. now rest all on God.. he is only one who can save ur repo…
Then I smile remembering d start of day.. every one in this room must b worrying of my t-shirt of “APPLIED Materials”… also my start my too fast (especially noticed by a beautiful girl sitting behind me) to make her think I will one of high scoring guy.. that’s enough for me..
But after result I can proudly say ‘that wasn’t a bad attempt, remember to leave English aside..’ Also ‘CAT is a fear in name nothing more then that..” don’t tell anyone that I said so.. please..